i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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