Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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