Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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