doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
my being single is dangerous.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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