butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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