so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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