I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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