Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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