I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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