Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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