dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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