Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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