i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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