i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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