Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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