I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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