i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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