...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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