You really coming over, don't trick.
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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