yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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