if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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