I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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