absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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