she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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