Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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