What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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