i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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