No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
