I'm jealous of your bromance
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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