at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
be right there i have to get my cape
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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