i permit you to call me
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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