Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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