billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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