That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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