what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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