you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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