If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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