At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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