u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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