idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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