after a month anything with tits is on the radar
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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