Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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