Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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