On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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