i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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