Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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