Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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