I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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