She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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