Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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