now i know why i became what i already was.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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