i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
this beer tastes like vomit already
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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