This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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