should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
