is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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