Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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