i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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